It's been a while. Ages in fact and I have no excuse other than Christmas, school holidays and the computer being monopolised by Gorgeous Girl thanks to her laptop breaking down. I could hardly drag her away from her law exam studies just so I could "check my emails". She knows that's code for going on eBay.
Anyway, the Roc Complete Lift Double Anti-Sagging Action moisturiser trial was over on Hogmanay. Here's what it says on the box:
"Results: Your skin is moisturised, velvety soft, and feels firmer. It looks visibly lifted and the result lasts.* Your face contour appears as reshaped. (*Cosmetic lifting effect of 7 hours. Clinical evaluation of 8 weeks on 48 women.)"
I wish it was true! Oh, how I wish it was true! Let's take them one at a time:
1 Moisturised? Yes
2 Velvety soft? Well, yes, but it was soft to begin with...
3 Feels firmer? No
4 Looks visibly lifted? No
5 Results last? What results?
6 Face contour appears as reshaped? Not applicable.
One out of six. Could do better.
£30 a pot I spent on this! More money than sense, as my mother would have said.
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